My friends and reenact this gif in public.
(Source: ilovemycuts)
I love the fact that my friend and I said we were going live it up this summer, party, etcetera but haven’t done shit about it
We have this coupon at my work. You get a free orange crush drink with any purchase of a pizza. This man comes in to pick up his pizza and wants to use that coupon. And he asks, “How strict are you on this coupon? Can I get a root beer instead?” And I tell him that it has to be a crush because they technically cost different. So he gets his drink and he leaves.
10 minutes later, he returns, demanding to speak to me. He starts going off about how he doesn’t appreciate being lied to, and that customers don’t want to be lied to, yaddie yaddie yah. He proceeds to tell me that he went to our online menu and saw that the crush and root beer have the same price. I’m thinking…no shit. There are even stickers on the cooler that say that. I inform him that they DO IN FACT cost differently and that the root beer costs more for us to purchase. Well he starts ranting about how I should’ve stated that it was a manufacture coupon and it was manufacturer price. I’m thinking…one…this is not a grocery store, dude…two…obviously you sound like you know what you’re referring to, therefore did not need to come in ask.
DO NOT CALL ME A LIAR OVER A DAMN DRINK THAT YOU’RE GETTING FOR FREE. This is a PIZZA SHOP. Next time why don’t you just follow the damn instructions on the coupon. It says ORANGE CRUSH. There is a PICTURE of an orange crush drink. If you could get a root beer or a cream soda, do you think we would’ve put a picture of one of those on there with it??? Seriously, dude. Get the fuck over it and outta my face.
wait
WAIT
i just realized keyboards don’t have the cents (¢) sign oh my god how have i gone this many years never noticing that
so basically you’re saying that the standard keyboard layout makes no cents
Sooooooooo my friend, Eden, has started a relationship with this guy. And he’s black. Which I’m cool about, of course. But I JUST found out that her grandpa doesn’t know. And not about the fact that the boy and her are in a relationship. But that he’s black. Her grandpa is racist.
I know this sounds mean…but I want to be there for that conversation when her grandpa finds out.
I really hope my future kids don’t mind being named after characters from Lord of The Rings.
Hahahahaha, just kidding. I would never do something like that.
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Ahem.
Had my interview today. It was for an equipment tech in the respiratory department at MUSC. It went really really well (or I’d like to think it did). I hope I get it!!
kisses square enix in the rain
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
Kingdom Hearts 3 is announced.
Cosplayers everywhere rejoice.
By 6pm tomorrow fabric stores everywhere will be sold out of zippers.
JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
I WILL buy a brand new playstation JUST for that game.
http://kimpine.tumblr.com/post/2540366505/notomorrowgirls-i-cant-wait-for-the-new-season
One of my most favorite lines in this whole series.
So I made some paintings with some of my favorite Parks and Rec quotes. (There are tons more in the work because almost every quote is my favorite quote.)
I was thinking about putting them up for sale in my shop if anyone thinks they’d be interested in them. For now, if by chance anyone is actually seriously in buying one, shoot me a message. (:
